Oliver Twink

Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will sign no fictitious name, there is an anciently common to most towns, great or small, to wit, a workhouse.

And in this workhouse, I was born 18 years ago.

Wait a minute, you've already came to the line once.

Please sir, I want some more.

What?!